THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to die when you die

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Third armpit.

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The power to live.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!