- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

the ability to die once you have died

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to catch em all

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the power to sing like justin bieber

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The power of creating poop.

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The power to melt ice into hot ice

Pointless Super Powers