The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!