The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to shoot superman

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to see through windows

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!