the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to die

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to die if you think

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!