the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

Teleporting to Mexico

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

the power to control your own body movements

The power to brag about having a super power.

the power to turn wine into water

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

the power to see with your eyes open

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!