Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to see through glass

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!