The power to control sloths

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to read your own mind.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power of minding your own business

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to not have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!