- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to transform into a bronie

the power to see through windows

the power to have no one read this post

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to have no superpower

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to commit crime.

black people

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

the power to morph into yourself

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

Pointless Super Powers