the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to snore.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to die at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to kill yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to cry acid tears

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

the ability to die without any control

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!