The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!