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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.
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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!
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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.
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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.
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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.
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Going through obejects but cant move
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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital
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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power
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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds
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the power to sleep during day
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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything
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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.
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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.
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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.
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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.
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The Power to bite your own ear.
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The power to run at the speed of a human
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The ability to perpetually masturbate.
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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.
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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup
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power to fly...backwards.
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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR
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The power to swallow chewed up food.
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the power to kill yourself
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!