The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!