the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to predict the past.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to die in one second

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to not Waste time

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!