the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to think.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!