The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Death at will

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to die

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!