the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to die at will

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!