- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into nothing.

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to die whenever you want.

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

the power to win the crying game

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

The power to hurt the people you love

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

The power to become a carrot.

The power to blink a nano second slower

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to cry acid tears

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

Pointless Super Powers