the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!