shit and piss at the same time

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the ability to command watermelons

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!