The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to have no powers!

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!