- Pointless Super Powers

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The power of not knowing the future

the power to troll people that are dead

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to poke

the power to see through glass

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to control your own mind.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The Power of being Friendzoned

the power to turn into nothing.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The power to die whenever you want.

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!