the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Imortality.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to die on command

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to see through glass

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!