- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to die at will

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to eat waffles

The power to shit purple butterflies.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

Pointless Super Powers