The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to die at will

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to not be Batman

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!