- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to not think of a productive power.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

Pointless Super Powers