The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!