The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to die on command

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!