The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

the power to control urine

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to get your comment 1st

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!