the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!