The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to be justin beiber

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!