- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to do nothing.

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

the power to write only the letter R

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to fart at will.

The power to think about useless power

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to have a small penis

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power to fail every time you try to do something

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The ability to smell colors.

The power to teleport to the place of where you are

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

Pointless Super Powers