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the power to make music for deaf people
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The power of Being stupid
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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
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The power to see 2 min. into the past.
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The power to pee standing up
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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.
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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!
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The power to wake up and live through school....
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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.
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to make asians smart
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the ability to find pointless superpower
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the power to create Snyder films. xD
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The power to look into cheese.
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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)
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the power to fart terrible gas
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the power to have diarrhea at any time
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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.
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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...
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power to orgasm over long distances
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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.
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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground
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The power to slam a revolving door.
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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.
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the power make the left half of your body invisible.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!