the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to breath while under a container of water

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to hear a dog whistle

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

the power to control urine

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The power to get your comment 1st

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The power to have bad luck!

the power to see through water.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

The power to die at will

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

The power to break your bones on command.

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!