- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through water.

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power to look into cheese.

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to wake up and live through school....

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

to make asians smart

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

the ability to find pointless superpower

Pointless Super Powers