The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the ability to darken darkness

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!