- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The power to understand math.

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

The power to light glue on fire.

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to see concrete yellow

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power of throwing back grenades

The power of not knowing the future

the power to die at will

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The power to live through torture.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

Pointless Super Powers