The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to die at will

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to not be Batman

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to do nothing.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!