- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to play a flute with your ass

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to see at night but only black objects.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

the ability to lick your own elbow

the power to become friends with a plastic box

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

Lactokinesis

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

Pointless Super Powers