The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!