the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!