The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to wear crocs.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!