The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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captain obvious

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!