The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to not Waste time

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to live.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!