The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability to not be Batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!