- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

The power to turn gold into lead.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

Pointless Super Powers