- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

The power to see through thin air

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the power to sing like justin bieber

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

the power to die

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

Pointless Super Powers