The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to die at will

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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black people

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to not have power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!