The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to see through windows!

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!