Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!