The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to put out light from your butt

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to talk to people miles away.

A healing punch

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

the power to transform into a rock.

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to dance really well

the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

The power to blink a nano second slower

The power to be able to not smell fart

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!