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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.
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the ability to fly under water unless your wet
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The Power To Poop on Command.
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The power to resist trolling.
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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.
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Th pwr t frgt vwls.
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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.
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The power to be socially impenetrive.
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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.
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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight
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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.
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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.
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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.
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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.
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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.
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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.
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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.
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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.
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The power to live through a Twilight movie.
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the power to sing like justin bieber
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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.
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The power to catch em all
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The ability to breath, but only in space.
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power to eat through your but
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!