The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to wink really fast.

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lol

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!