the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to live through torture.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to have no powers.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!