The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!