The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!