- Pointless Super Powers

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

A power level of under 9000.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to suck deez nuts

The power to do nothing

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to do nothing.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

Really bendy thumb

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

the power to see into the present.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to be dead

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!