The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to see through water.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!