The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to snore.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Meatvision.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!