The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!