the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!