- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to get older every second

power to see through glass doors

The power to be called justin bieber

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power of minding your own business

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

the ability to know what the fox say

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

Pointless Super Powers