The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!