the power to eat waffles

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!