the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to speak brail.

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

to make asians smart

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power of micro penis.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power to look through glass.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

the power to go on this website

The power to make out of thin air

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!