to make asians smart

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!