the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!