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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.
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The power to be bad at everything
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the power to be unable to have a power.
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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!
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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.
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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.
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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.
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The power to erase your own existence.
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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes
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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.
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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.
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The power of Acid Tears
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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)
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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)
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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.
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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.
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The power to fart really smelly :P
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The power to take away your power.
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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.
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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!
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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.
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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's
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X-ray vision that only works on windows
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!