- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to sleep

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Being a Spice Girl

Pointless Super Powers