the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of love

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!