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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The power to do nothing.

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

The power to talk to people miles away.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to have no powers.

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The ability to part...hair.

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The power to get your comment 1st

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!