the power to melt your bones

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!